boxlunches:

intrinnsic:

speaking of art history

this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.

and this is her from the back

that is marble, y’all. 

MARBLE.

carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.

i just.

wow.

fucking art, y’all.

fucking.

art.

the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me

southern-slayed:

desbreaux:

cultofplush:

iguanamouth:

radglawr:

methsnake:

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

this would make a really interesting anime

Oh fuck no…

plajus:

i had a dream last night that darth vadar was my dad, but because he’s a bad dude i wasn’t allowed to live with him and i grew up with an adopted family instead. but like years later darth vadar came back to redeem himself and be a good dad and show he had changed, so he moved in with me and my adopted family. and like, i went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and he was trying to be good by cleaning the whole bathroom. it was just me standing there in my PJs and darth vadar was wearing boxer shorts, a tank top, and had cleaning gloves on holding a spray bottle and a sponge, but he was still wearing his helmet. he saw me staring and all he said was “im trying, sweetheart” 

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

sebuckstianstan:

angelina jolie and brad pitt are divorcing and in other, entirely unrelated news, love died on this, the 20th of September 2016